Jeska Vardinski Interview

Santos:  Jeska Vardinski…
Jeska:  Hi.
Santos:  Why Jeska, instead of Jessica?
Jeska:  Because it’s two syllables and it’s easier to say and it’s more original.
Santos:  What brought you here?  What got you where you are today?
Jeska:  Modeling.  I started out modeling and I’ve never been afraid of nakedness.  My very first shoot was a nude bondage shoot, when I was eighteen.  I was really weird.  I had black hair and I was kind of like shy about it, but ever since then, I’ve been nude modeling.
Santos:  When did you figure out that you were a sexual being, and that you wanted to be naked all the time?
Jeska:  It actually started before I was fifteen.  We had a lot of Playboy magazines around the house.  My mom’s boyfriend was really into Playboy, and I looked at the pictures and the girls, and I said:  “I want to be that.  I don’t see why I can’t.”   Ever since then, I started getting into the whole nude modeling thing.  Even back to fifth grade, I remember getting in trouble about it.
Santos:  Fifth grade?
Jeska:  Yeah, I did my first biography/book report on Hugh Hefner and I got kicked out of school for it.  I guess I was in fifth grade, so it may be understandable, but the book was about this girl fucking like an animal.  I exposed myself to it at a young age and I guess I never turned back.  I love it!  I love nakedness.
Santos:  What do you love about it?  What do you like about your body?
Jeska:  I love my nipples!  (laughter)  Do you want me to show you?
Santos:  Yeah.
Jeska:  I’m pretty sure everyone has seen them already, but if not, here they are.  (pulling her bikini top back to expose her breasts)
Santos:  You have really incredible natural breasts, with perfect sized nipples.                                                                   
Jeska:  People always ask me if I have fake boobs.
Santos:  Now you’re sounding conceited and you’re totally not that person.  You’re totally down-to-earth and never like that at all.
Jeska:  I am conceited about my nipples, because I hate big nipples and I am so glad that I was blessed with small nipples.
Santos:  We were talking today about breast implants and you were like:  “If I was going to get them, I’d get double d’s.”   And I was like:  “Jeska, I would fucking kill you.  I would have to take a hammer to your head!
Jeska:  You know I love my boobs.  I just want them to be totally the same size.  That’s why I need to find a really great doctor…
Santos:  No.
Jeska:  …to be the same, but bigger.
Santos:  No, denied, no no no.
Jeska:  Am I denied?
Santos:  Tell us about your tattoos.  I want to know, do they mean anything to you?
Jeska:  Of course.
Santos:  Are you addicted?  And why only on the right side of your body?
Jeska:  I’ll tell you about them.
Santos:  Have a drink first.
Jeska:  (drink in hand, pointing to her stomach)  It is a flower.  A lot of people think it’s an octopus.  Can you see it?
Santos:  We’re kind of looking at your pussy just a little bit.  Sorry!
Jeska:  (laughter, pulling down her panties)  It started out as a four-leaf clover from some tweaker, because Jeska did drugs back in the days, but I’m cool now.
Santos:  When did you first get tattooed?
Jeska:  When I was fifteen, I first got the tattoo.  It was a four-leaf clover, then a star, and then a star with other stars breaking off.  I went to Arizona for some photo shoots, and I was:  “Can you fix this?”   And the guy was like:  “Yeah I can, but it’s going to have to be big.  I’m like:  “Dude, I’m down.”   So he did the flower thing.
Santos:  Who did that?
Jeska:  I don’t remember the guy’s name, but it was Blood Thirsty Tattoo.  He was like:  “Okay, you better not get someone else to finish this up,”  and I totally did.  (laughter)  Then I had another guy fill in the color.
Santos:  You have some pretty good tattoo work for not remembering the artist’s name.  Generally, people seek out tattoo artists that they want to tattoo them.
Jeska:  I have high standards.
Santos:  Yeah, but there are a lot of people with bad tattoos.
Jeska:  Gabe did my arm.  I just did a tattoo magazine, and I wanted to put his name in there so he was recognized.  He also did this.  (pointing to her shoulder)  He tattoos at Classic Art Tattoos in Fullerton.  He did my heart and he also did my treble clef.
Santos:  How long did your arm tattoo take?
Jeska:  I don’t know, maybe eighteen hours, but it was split up into different sessions.  I like the depth on this tattoo.  I like bold lines.
Santos:  Do you enjoy being tattooed?  Do you like the pain of it?
Jeska:  I do!  I do.  I like to get a little bit tipsy before.  It’s kind of sexual—especially this one  (pointing to her stomach)  because he had his arm across my pussy and it was vibrating, so of course that’s going to be sexual, you know.
Santos:  Did you get-off?
Jeska:  I didn’t get-off, but I had a good time.  (laughter)  I got-off later, at home!
Santos:  Do you orgasm easily?
Jeska:  I’m a Scorpio.  I like to get crazy.  I like the bondage stuff.  I like to be submissive and I like being tortured.  I like ropes and stuff!
Santos:  So…
Jeska:  You’re getting me horny.
Santos:  That’s okay—I like to hear what turns you on.
Jeska:  What is so bomb—is crazy deep sex—where you really connect with the other person.  I like to have really deep sex, pushing the boundaries, and pushing myself and my partner.  That’s what gets me.  (sighs)  That’s what makes me crazy!  I’m all:  “You’re making me crazy now.”   I like the guy to be dominant.
Santos:  What Strip Las Vegas girl turns you on?
Jeska:  Kristin McCormick!  She’s hot!  I made out with her and Zoe…  (Zoe Britton).
Santos:  When did you do that?
Jeska:  ..at the Strip Las Vegas parties at Jet.  Zoe’s smoking hot and she’s really into it.  Kristin is more submissive.  Whenever I’m with girls, I’m the more dominant one.
Santos:  So with guys you’re submissive, but with girls you’re more dominant?
Jeska:  Yeah.
Santos:  Tell us about your AVN experience.  From my perspective, we had a really cool, eclectic group of girls.
Jeska:  Good job on that.
Santos:  That’s what turns me on.  The normal porno girl doesn’t quite cut it for me.
Jeska:  Hey, that’s what I want to be.
Santos:  Okay, but I like different kinds of chicks.  I like all different kinds.
Jeska:  You did that, and we were like:  “Thank you, Scott!”   (laughter)
Santos:  And you guys got along and really bonded.  You got crazy, girl!
Jeska:  That’s because I was making out with all your models.  Kristin and Zoe are so fucking smoking hot.  I know you see them in pictures and stuff, but in real life, they are so fucking hot!  I got to make out with Zoe.  I got to make out with Kristin.
Santos:  Did it go beyond that?
Jeska:  I wish!
Santos:  Maybe next year?
Jeska:  Yeah, I hope so.  I think Kristin wanted dick at the time, and Zoe was just enjoying her time.
Santos:  Maybe next year, maybe next week—when you’re back in town.
Jeska:  I hope so.  I hope so!  (laughter)  You never know what could happen when I hook up with those girls.  Scott, I’m so fucking horny!  It’s time to end this interview.  (laughter)
Santos:  Okay – interview over.  Over and out – check!!  (laughter)   SLV