Sex and Sin City is an ongoing feature by SLV writer, Lilith Diane, as she shares with us her spunky and erotic look into her sometimes informational, sometimes steamy moments and thoughts on sex.

FELLATIO FOR FUN

When the Erotic Heritage Museum announced that they would be hosting “Guide to Better Sex” courses, and the first one was “Fellatio for Fun”, how could I not go? I quickly cleared my calendar and anticipated my upcoming education and subsequent homework. Although I haven’t heard any complaints about my bj skills, I figure when has education ever hurt? And maybe I would come home with some new tips and tricks to try. The class was nothing short of my expectations. Held in an intimate nook of the museum, resident sexologist Dr. Amanda Morgan and porn star Morgan Ray were devoted to the cause. The class started with a short history lesson, an anatomy discussion, followed by the legality of oral sex. Did you know sucking cock technically isn’t legal in 18 states!?! But it didn’t take long before the ladies were onto the good stuff. While discussing the importance of safe oral sex, the first visual aid was brought out, Bob the dildo. Coincidentally, my dildo is also named Bob. I guess all plastic dicks look like Bobs. Sex Professional Morgan Ray proceeded to educate the “students” on how to put on a condom with the mouth. Then different techniques were both discussed and demonstrated on Bob. Normally I would have thought most men would have wished Morgan Ray was demonstrating on them. But then again, judging by the topic, most of the men in the room were probably gay. Morgan definitely proved to be a fellatio expert with techniques on rubbing the shaft, licking the tip, cupping the balls, playing with the perineum (the area between the ball sack and the asshole) and anal play (where, I learned guys have their own g-spot). Much like making out with your hand or pillow, there’s only so much one can learn from a dildo, so as the finale to the course, Morgan Ray brought in one of her male friends from the adult industry and – in the name of education – proceeded to give a full-blown (pun intended) blowjob. So there in front of an audience of about a dozen people, Morgan demonstrated many of the techniques she and Dr. Amanda discussed earlier in the seminar. Let me just say, that if every class ended with a live sex demonstration, I (along with almost every other person in the world) would still be in school.

SOME OF MY FAVORITE TIDBITS FROM THE CLASS
•The meaning of fellatio is to agitate with one’s mouth.
•Only 30 percent of the world is circumcised.
•There are only 15 calories in semen.
•Other animals that partake in oral sex are fruit bats & bonobo monkeys.
•If you wish to spit or don’t particularly want to taste the cum, lift your tongue when your man is about to cum. Under the tongue is soft for him and there are no taste buds for you. Plus, if you’re not into
swallowing, it makes it easier.
•Foods that make it more pleasant: pineapple, melon, grapes & parsley.
•Foods/substances that make it worse are tobacco, alcohol, caffeine,
asparagus, cauliflower and broccoli.
•To experiment with the taste of cum using different foods, it takes
12-24 hours for the taste to go through the system and out the penis.
•Out of all the orifices you could have intercourse with, the mouth is
about the safest place. Just don’t floss less than 30 minutes before,
and definitely use protection if you have an open wound in your mouth. That being said, disease is still possible, so just be safe.
•And if you’re in a jam and don’t have a condom, saran wrap (for oral sex) does work, just don’t use a rubber band!
•The average dick is 5 ½ to 6 inches. The average mouth is only 3 to 4 inches. But if you’re into deep throating, there are some techniques to make it better/easier. Try icing your throat (on the outside of your
neck) right before giving head or use Chloraseptic to numb the throat.
Both of these will suppress the gag reflex.
•A good way to know what your man likes is by asking him to
masturbate in front of you. You’ll be able to see what kind of motion he likes, how fast, and where he likes to be touched.
•If your man is being a little too aggressive, there are two ways to get
him to cool down. Gradually apply pressure to his balls until he gets
the message, or if that doesn’t work, give a little tug on one of his ball
sack hairs. That should wake him up a bit.
•But the number one thing that is going to make fellatio fun for both
people (because girls, this can and should be fun for you, too!) is to
communicate with your partner about your likes and dislikes. And if
you’re not comfortable communicating, then maybe you shouldn’t be
comfortable giving head.

Dr. Amanda hopes that the classes will be a guide for better sex. Count me in for this kind of homework! xoxo Lilith Diana SLV

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DICK'S GUIDE TO FELLATIO

• Eye contact works wonders.
• Keep it wet at all times.
• Spitting is good.
• No hands, is even better.
• Be enthusiastic at all times. If you act bored, we get bored.
• Don’t take it personal if sometimes we don’t come.
• Don’t watch the clock and say, “Are you almost done?”
• Don’t be afraid to gag or take it deep. Gagging is sexy.
• Practice deep-throating and controlling your gag reflex.
• Switch it up. Slow and fast, hard and soft.
• Make noise. Slurping, moaning, gagging, it’s all-good.
• Always swallow or take it on the face. Don’t spit it out or say, “Tell me when you’re going to come.”
• If you are going to use your hands, grab the shaft with your whole
hand. Don’t use two fingers around the cock, and remember to make
your hand good and wet.
• Face-fucking is very good and much appreciated. On your back or on your side, let your man control the pace and depth, and you’ll have him coming again and again.
• Make your lips and tongue soft like your vagina.
• Blowjobs in public places or in the car are exciting.
• Talk dirty to us. Tell us how much you want to taste & drink our come.
• A blowjob each and everyday is a must and will keep your man coming home and it will keep your relationship happy. Remember: Men love to give when they are taken care of. SLV

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