Vegas rocks, baby!  And now, since I can call it home, I can definitely say Sin City is the wildest place on earth!  But I’m getting ahead of myself.

Ever since I got your magazine, I have been having wet dreams about living in Sin City.  Every time I read a Wild Vegas Story from some other dope I knew I had to have some of that wild city for myself.  And it finally happened!  The old lady and I left our hometown of Cleveland, Ohio behind (good riddance) and hit the road for Vegas.  Maybe I should tell you that I’m a talent agent and business has sucked here, and my other half is an erotic dancer, and her tips have been dwindling ever since Obama got in office.  So it wasn’t a difficult decision for us both to make:  going to Vegas had to be better than Cleveland, any day.  So we’ve been here for almost a week now, and since we both swing, both of us, both ways, it’s not taking us long to find the wild side of Vegas (which is everywhere you look!)  Yeah, baby!

The first night we got here we were high as a kite on adrenaline.  Sevyn, my sexual deviate partner and wife, was ready to hit the streets, (shopping, that is).  First, we needed some black latex (mmm-hmmm…), so we hit PES Studio and I got her some new whips to go along with her hot black pussy-zipped bodysuit.  We creamed that up real quickly in the car.  I’m not very patient. 

Night two we went strip club hopping, and Sevyn found herself a gig.  She teased a guy’s cock ‘til he had blue balls and he knew she was perfect for the job.

Night three we licked a fag up and down ‘til he came in his pants at this great gay joint. 

Day four we got all kinds of sex toys (Vegas has the best places for sex toys).  Sevyn especially liked this glass dildo that was pink and black and she pumped it in and out of her mouth the whole time we were in the Erotic Sex Museum.  Finally, I had to pump her, myself, in the john inside some nearby joint.

Day five:  we’re just waking up and I can’t wait.  Gonna set up some meetings with some of the fine local talent in this great city, and Sevyn, well, she’s pulling my choke collar as I’m trying to finish up this letter to you folks.  Finally, I got my own Wild Vegas Story, and there’ll plenty more from where that came from.  

Issue 55 featuring: the STRIP LAS VEGAS 5-Year Anniversary edition with many of the Strip Las Vegas Cover Girls that have graced the cover and inside pages of the past five successful years of Strip Las Vegas Magazine.