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STRIPLVTRENDING APRIL 2018

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STRIPLVTRENDING APRIL 2018

AMTRAK CALIFORNIA ZEPHYR

At prices starting at around $429, you can buy an Amtrak Rail Pass and travel cross country by train. Experienced travelers say that this train trip is one of the most iconic and gorgeous tours you can take by rail in all North America. You will climb through the heart of the Rockies, and further west through the snow-capped Sierra Nevada during this trip of a lifetime. The train features an observation car, roomy coach seating and for those willing to pay a premium they still offer sleeper cars, some of which have their own bathrooms. It’s a leisurely and throwback way to explore our country. Save some money by buying rail passes that allow you to choose your journey leg by leg. Some have been able to budget their cross-country journeys as low as $200 per trip. Call Amtrak or go to amtrak.com, and reach out to travel bloggers for tips if you want to go the more economical route.

HALOSPHERES

This new extreme velocity desk toy is taking the world of fidget spinners to new levels. Moving at over 3600 RPM, Halospheres combine extreme velocity and gravity-defying physics to create a spectacular kinetic spinning light display. Forged in steel and plated in gold, it makes for a desk toy that doubles as eye candy. Use the gold straw included and use your breath to get the sphere spinning and glowing with light. This Kickstarter success is gaining in popularity. Starting at just $32, available at kickstarter.com.

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CINEMOOD

It’s the world’s first noiseless, 3-inch ultralight standalone projector that converts any flat surface into up to 12-feet of cinema viewing. The battery lasts for five hours, so this handy little device is perfect for traveling, camping trips and backyard get-togethers. It’s pre-loaded with over 65 hours of viewing for the kids, and adults can download viewing and/or connect to Wi-Fi to connect to streaming services such as Netflix. It’s made with a noise-free innovative cooling system, and you can connect to outside speakers via Bluetooth and/or plugging into the headphone jack. Starting at $399.99, it’s a tempting add-on to your cart at Amazon.com.

POD POCKETS

Pod Pockets were designed with the Apple customer in mind. Air pods are great iPhone accessories, but easily lost or misplaced when not careful. The pockets are precision molded from high-grade silicone to provide a secure fit for the wireless headphones. It comes with a premium key ring, and clasp so that it can be attached to a bag or keychain. $19.95, available at podpockets.com.

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The 2019 Mercedes-AMG G63

The new Mercedes-AMG G63 has undergone the most significant changes in its history – while keeping true to the characteristics that made this vehicle rise to cult status among the real fans of its original design. The G63 underpins its unique position among performance off-road vehicles with a powerful drive system, premium suspension design, and a new interior with an optimal widescreen cockpit. It’s a sleek, modern reinterpretation of the unmistakable design with new strong highlights like the radiator grille, flared wheel arches, striking side exhaust pipes and wheels up to 22-inches in diameter. Thanks to the new intelligent design, the comfort of the ride has dramatically increased. Vibrations and noise in the interior as a result have significantly been reduced as well. While the outside of the G63 remains one of the most iconic designs on the road, on the inside, the new model departs from tradition, with a completely redesigned dashboard featuring analog tubes, dial instruments, and a widescreen digital cockpit. When it is time to hit the road in this beast, the G63 is in its element. With five AMG dynamic select on-road programs, there are also three off-road modes sand, trail and rock, guaranteeing the best performance no matter what environment you are in. The body shell has been constructed with a new mix of steel and aluminum to preserve a lighter weight while delivering improved strength and durability. $190,000, available at mbusa.com.

GUCCI TRACKSUIT

The tracksuit is the fashion rage of spring this year. Luxury designers like this number from Gucci and others have brought back the style that I once thought my Italian Grandfather had pioneered from his retirement home in Florida. This Gucci version is a relaxed fit with side slip pockets and a straight rib-knit hem. This set is made with a poly-cotton blend, but some designers are bringing back the velour as well. Just do yourself a favor and pair the look with some chunky white sneakers, and you will be feeling your inner Run DMC. $1,850, available at neimanmarcus.com.

John Hardy Eagle Bead Bracelet

This eagle bracelet is from John Hardy’s legends collection. Majestic and regal, the eagle evokes freedom and self-determination. The eagle is sterling silver carved in a chain motif. The stones that make up the rest of the piece are black onyx and tigers eye beads, which are symbols of strength and prosperity. $595, available at johnhardy.com.

Saint Laurent Wool Jacket with Glittered Serpent, Black

A slim cut casual jacket with a glittery snake embellishment on the back gives this look a straight up rock and roll feel. It has a notched collar with a two button front, a four button finish on the sleeves with front welt pockets and a center back vent. $3,590, available at neimanmarcus.com.

Tom Ford Alexei Aviator Sunglasses

A new spring design from Tom Ford, these aviators are a perfect addition to your look. They are made of acetate and metal with a double brow bar, solid blue lenses and a “T” detail at the temples. It’s a timeless, sexy and elegant looking design. $540, available at bergdorfgoodman.com.

Noon Goons El Camino T-Shirt

An emerging label produced and based right out of LA, Noon Goons, was started by Southern California native Kurt Narmore in 2016. The surf and skate influenced brand is named after what locals call a Noon Goon (a tourist who shows up to the beach at noon, way after all the serious surfers have stopped riding the waves for the day). The brand features funky graphic t-shirts, velvet jackets, and relaxed fit pants, shirts and more. They were recently picked up by some big houses, and are poised to be a label to look out for. $59, available at notre-shop.com.

PLAY BALL - WHO WILL WIN IT ALL IN THE FALL OF 2018?

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PLAY BALL - WHO WILL WIN IT ALL IN THE FALL OF 2018?

By Howard T. Brody

Before the start of the 2017 Major League baseball season, oddsmakers here in Las Vegas were making the Chicago Cubs the favorite to repeat as world champions, but STRIPLV successfully predicted that the Houston Astros would win their first World Series.

And even though we picked the Washington Nationals to represent the senior circuit in the Fall Classic (when in fact it was the Los Angeles Dodgers who took the Astros to seven games), we cannot help but double down on our bets for the 2018 campaign.

This year, while some prognosticators like USA Today are sticking with the Astros to repeat, others like CBS Sports are picking the Cleveland Indians to finally break their dry spell and win a World Series for the first time since 1948. The Bleacher Report, however, has the New York Yankees winning it all.

As for us, we predict that for the first time since 1933, a team based in Washington D.C. will not only host a World Series game, but for the first time since 1924— when Walter “The Big Train” Johnson led the Washington Senators to a victory over the New York Giants in seven games— the elusive world championship flag will fly over the nation’s capital.

National League Projected Finish

Eastern Division

Washington Nationals

New York Mets

Philadelphia Phillies

Atlanta Braves

Miami Marlins

Central Division

Chicago Cubs

St. Louis Cardinals (WC)

Milwaukee Brewers Pittsburgh Pirates

Cincinnati Reds

Western Division

Los Angeles Dodgers

San Francisco Giants (WC)

Arizona Diamondbacks

Colorado Rockies

San Diego Padres

National League

Both the New York Mets and San Francisco Giants should rebound from disappointing seasons, and while the Giants will make a Wild Card spot for the playoffs, the Mets won’t be as lucky. Look for the St. Louis Cardinals to edge out the Arizona Diamondbacks and Milwaukee Brewers for the second Wild Card spot.

In the meantime, both the Los Angeles Dodgers and Chicago Cubs should have stellar seasons, but during the post-season it will be the Washington Nationals who get hot down the stretch and after eliminating the Dodgers in a rematch of last year’s National League championship, will go to the Fall Classic for the first time in franchise history.

American League Projected Finish

Eastern Division

New York Yankees

Boston Red Sox (WC)

Toronto Blue Jays

Tampa Bay Rays

Baltimore Orioles

Central Division

Cleveland Indians

Minnesota Twins

Detroit Tigers

Kansas City Royals

Chicago White Sox

Western Division

Houston Astros

Los Angeles Angels (WC)

Texas Rangers

Seattle Mariners

Oakland Athletics

American League

While the Houston Astros are poised to repeat, the Los Angeles Angels are going to give fans in Southern California a lot to believe that 2018 may see the first-ever all Los Angeles World Series. Meanwhile, as the Baltimore Orioles and Texas Rangers continue to tumble, the Angels will just squeeze by both the Minnesota Twins, who will be solid again, and the resurging Toronto Blue Jays to take the second Wild Card spot.

And while it will look like the Cleveland Indians may return to the Fall Classic, expect the bolstered New York Yankees to return to form behind the big bats of 2017 AL Rookie of the Year Aaron Judge and 2017 NL Most Valuable Player Giancarlo Stanton, who are giving sports writers fuel as the modern day version of Mickey Mantle and Roger Maris.

World Series

The last two World Series have been nothing short of amazing with both the Cubs and Astros winning in seven games. Expect more of the same for 2018, as this one too will go the distance because the Yankees, who will shoot for their 28th world championship, will be upended by the Nationals— who first came into existence in 1969 as the Montreal Expos— will finally score their first world title during their franchise’s 50th season of play.   

FEMINIST AS FUCK

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FEMINIST AS FUCK

By Lainie Speiser

If you’ve been reading these columns of mine, and thanks for that, I’m sure you get the picture that I’m a strong, independent, politically incorrect, loud-mouthed woman who is unmistakably feminist. I even got a present from my client, Alia Janine the porn star turned stand-up comedian and host of the “Whormones and Impeccable Taste” podcast, a silver bracelet that says, “Feminist as Fuck.” I wear it proudly, and when certain people accuse me of being a misogynist or an exploiter of women, I just raise my wrist. Bam, bitch, I’m Feminist as Fuck.

I don’t just talk the talk; I walk the walk. I am self-made, self-paid, nobody has made my life possible but Mr. and Mrs. Speiser who made me (and loaned me money from time to time). I’ve paid the check on just as many dates as have been paid for me; I chose to be alone most of my life until I met the right man late in life, and I have just as many male friends as I have female friends (and only a quarter of those male friends are gay). I’ve earned everything I have because of my abilities, drive and personality, and if my huge boobs and sexy eyes happen to make having me around a little nicer, that’s okay by me too.

But I like to feel like a woman no matter what I’m doing, and nothing makes me feel more like a woman than serving my man. I was raised by a woman who ruled our home with an iron fist, but there wasn’t anything she wouldn’t do for my dad, and that’s why they are still married. Because looks are fleeting, but making your man feel like your hero is forever. If my husband comes home from work at midnight, I got dinner waiting for him, and I’m dolled up and happy to see him. Even before I met my husband, I loved playing the part of sexy hostess and always remembered the favorite beer or food of whoever I was seeing. I’d have the music I knew he’d like on the stereo and if he liked me in thong underwear, then butt floss it was. That’s why nobody but my first boyfriend ever cheated on me because I was nice and giving, and if this was no longer working for them, they were respectful and just told me. The average man does actually respond to consistently sweet behavior. Like dogs, they always remember their mistress.

When I was getting married, I took it upon myself to do pretty much everything except pay for most of it. As I stayed up until 2 a.m. licking envelopes of our wedding invitations, David would get up to use the bathroom and say, “Do you want my help with anything of this?” He probably didn’t really mean it, but the idea of David pitching in was not a good one to me. “No, this is women’s work, leave me alone.” And I meant that, because if there was anything done wrong, anything that got left behind, I’d just end up yelling at him, and really it would be my fault. Men are good at doing taxes, fixing the running toilet and killing vermin. That’s what I need in my life.

No matter how many times David tried to get me to do things like change the light bulbs or speak to a contractor, it’s an epic fail. I have a huge fear of falling; I don’t understand what a good estimate is for getting new windows, and it’s all just a boring, anxiety-filled waste of time for me. I can’t read a map, I can barely add, subtract and multiply and I only watch sports on TV with him because we make out during the commercials and I like making the snacks.

“Daddy, something’s wrong with the Roku! Can you come home early and fix it?” is a typical helpless demand of mine. “I’m in the middle of something, can you try to figure it out? Did you check the internet connection?” David will ask, knowing what I’m going to say next. “Yeah, I don’t know what’s going on can you just do it? I’m getting stressed out. I’m getting a headache and the sweats!” I exclaim in a voice three octaves higher than how I usually sound. “You know I only do these things for you because you suck dick so good,” he always says, giving in. “That’s all I know how to do, suck your dick. Now get over here right now, I have Craig and Johnny coming over to see the Absolutely Fabulous movie.”

Ladies, there’s nothing wrong with using your sexual wiles to get chores done around the house. I used to date a pilot who loved coming over to fix everything naked while I wore nothing but an apron and high heels, ordering him around while drinking dirty martinis and smoking cigarettes. I know a real feminist may want to put together Ikea furniture by herself— my sister the housewife is a master at that— but it feels like a waste of my time because it will take me hours to do when I can make a man feel useful by having him do it for me.

Another thing I learned from my mother is to give a man space. When my dad left for work every day and said goodbye to her, that was the last time they would talk until he got back home. She had his work number, but never felt like calling him. If us kids were acting like idiots I never heard, “Wait till your father gets home!”. She didn’t want to bother him with these things; it wasn’t in their unwritten love and marriage contract. If they spoke at all during the day it was only my father to tell her he was working overtime and what hour he would be home. That was it. She didn’t wonder if he was telling the truth or not; she wasn’t suspicious of anything he said or did. My mother knew my father was scared to death of her and was secure that his fear would keep him on the straight and narrow. When the relationship is good, you can let time and space hang between you, and everything is fine.

A feminist doesn’t text her date an hour after they’ve said goodbye. A feminist encourages their man to have a life outside of her, so they can have other things to talk about. A feminist appreciates her own time away from her relationship to be the best person she can be.

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